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shirefulscarves:

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dorothy-cotton:

If you’re ever in britain, when you walk the dog it’s called “Dogging” 

So if you’re going to walk your dog be sure to ask all of your british friends if they’d like to come dogging with you!

Make sure to invite everyone out dogging when you come here!

*squints suspiciously*

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karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

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"The Buddhists say if you meet somebody and your heart pounds, your hands shake, your knees go weak, that’s not the one. When you meet your ‘soul mate’ you’ll feel calm. No anxiety, no agitation"
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"They kill themselves, you mean?" said Bod. He was about eight years old, wide-eyed and inquisitive, and he was not stupid.
“Indeed.”
“Does it work? Are they happier dead?”
“Sometimes. Mostly, no. It’s like the people who believe they’ll be happy if they go and live somewhere else, but who learn it doesn’t work that way. Wherever you go, you take yourself with you. If you see what I mean."
- Neil Gaiman’s “The Graveyard Book” (via sidneydear)

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"When you said “I tried.”
I heard, “I got tired of you.”
And it’s almost the same."
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